Jan 08 2010

6 Math Steps Proves Girls are Evil

Posted by: Jason Ferguson
  1. First we state that girls require time and money.

    Girls = Time x Money
  2. And as we all know “Time is Money.”

    Time = Money
  3. Therefore:

    Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²
  4. And because “money is the root of all evil”;

    Money = √Evil
  5. Therefore:

    Girls = (√Evil)²
  6. And we are forced to conclude that:

    Girls = Evil