Jun 09 2010
Never go to bed angry
Never go to bed angry… stay up and plot your revenge.
Sticky Items & Upcomming Tampa Wordpress Events
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Tampa Wordpress Group Event Date: 2/08/2012
Guest speaker: Mark Jaquith
The Lead Developer of WordPress returns to our group! Let's welcome back Mark! More details on his presentation to be announced in March.
Feb 27 2010
Craft Store Frogs
Whenever I find myself in a craft store I always browse through the patterns and imagine Grandma making me a giant Frog Suit.
Jan 08 2010
6 Math Steps Proves Girls are Evil
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First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time x Money
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And as we all know “Time is Money.”
Time = Money
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Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²
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And because “money is the root of all evil”;
Money = √Evil
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Therefore:
Girls = (√Evil)²
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And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil
Jan 08 2010
Lemons in my Water
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
(This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
Jan 07 2010
Cat-String Theory
“In life, people tend to wait for good things to come to them. And by
waiting, they miss out. Usually, what you wish for doesn’t fall in your
lap; it falls somewhere in the vicinity of your lap, and you have to
recognize it, stand up, and put in the time and work it takes to get
to it. This isn’t because the universe is cruel. It’s because the universe
is smart. It has its own cat-string theory.”